

WITH FATHER
FUD
Wrestling
is not the most important thing in my
life, far from it in fact. But, ever
since I was a little kid I've had a
fascination with those wacky guys throwing
one another around the squared circle
and sometimes out of it.
In the beginning
I remember watching my idol, the legendary
world champion, Bruno Samartino do
battle with bad guys like that nefarious
prince of primp Gorgeous George. Bruno
was the consummate gentleman (with
an Italian accent to boot) and George
was just plain pathetic, prancing
around the ring with obviously dyed
blonde hair and girly clothes on.
He was easy to dislike, especially
in the early 60's. As the years passed
and my family moved to Florida I tuned
in to southern style wrestling
watching Jack Brisco as he defended
his title against all comers. The
most notable of these were people
like Dusty Rhoades (whose son is now
a professional wrestler) and Chief
Jay Strongbow (who I met when I was
13). It was fun - entertainment at
its best. I thought it very much like
the mayhem seen on each and every
episode of the Three Stooges. Yes,
the wrestlers took it further than
poking each other in the eye, twisting
noses and the boinking each other
in the gut or on the head, but it
was great fun. The fact is, my friends
and I would often get together and
wrestle - trying moves
on each other like the spinning drop
kick, back breaker or the sleeper
hold. As I think about it, I distinctly
remember injuring my left knee on
a cloudy day back in October of 67
when my buddy Cecil Summerfield put
me into a figure 4 leg lock. Man that
hurt!
I still find
myself galvanized when I come across
a wrestling show while channel surfing.
If you haven't seen one lately you
too might be surprised at how slick
the productions are. There are huge
arenas filled with upwards of 50,000
rabid fans all cheering or booing
at these superhuman guys. The lights
and the smoke and the music and the
flash pots are on a par with the best
performances I've ever seen at a rock
concert. Given this, I guess its
not so amazing that today's wrestlers
have achieved a star status far beyond
what was in years past, a cult following.
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The popularity
of Professional Wrestling
and the status our society has given
people like The Rock,
Stone Cold Steve Austin
and Hulk Hogan (who I
met in Tampa just before boarding
a plane to Belize) is the inspiration
for the latest Fudpucker T-shirt.
Our FWW (Fudpucker World Wrestling
T-shirt features a beefed up (steroid
free I might add) version of our very
own Fud Bird choking the stew out
of Fudpucker's namesake, the Triggerfish.
Of course, it sports our new in your
face slogan, Fudpuck This!.
So, wrestling
fans, rejoice, now you have a reason
to expand your wardrobe with a genuine
Fudpucker World Wrestling T-shirt
of your very own. I hope that you
enjoy the shirt as much as I do. |